i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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amywinehouseofficial:

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

this post is stupid

anti-self-hate:

You deserve to be happy.

You deserve to take care of yourself.

You deserve to be loved and love yourself. 

You deserve to recover.

You deserve to live. 

probablyygay:

I just need consistency and someone who fucking cares and doesn’t give up on me.